Sunday, 17 May 2015

Sexual Sunday: Tag - 50 Sex Facts About Me


The utter stunner Robyn from Robyn Rants And Raves tagged me to do this post. Now isn't that just lovely of her? Go have a look at her blog and tell her shes great, cos' she is. I'v done a few of these tags and I feel like I might be repeating myself a little, so I'm going to spice it up a bit by adding my own twist. After all, I enjoy the shock fact of being a sex blogger! I' going to make 50 questions and hopefully there will be a few of you out there who are brave enough to answer! I don't really expect anyone to do this, but if you do decide to do it, theres no need to answer the ones that you mightn't be comfortable with, its just a bit of fun after all! And if one or two particularly take your fancy, you can answer them in the comments below. Enjoy!

1. How old are you?
I'm 22 but everyone thinks I'm about 30 with the way I carry on.

2. What do you wear to bed?
Fluffy jammie bottoms and a string top. My legs freeze but I get claustrophobic if my arms and neck are covered. If its for sexy time, then maybe knickers if I'm feeling fancy.

3. The last time you had sex was?
Last week

4. Your favourite form of contraception?
Condoms are always a must for me, but I'm on the pill too. Contraceptions sexy after all!

5. Finish the sentence 'The sexiest knickers I own..'
Are black sparkly lace ones that you can use to floss with. Even I'm not sure why I wear them. 

6. Whats your favourite rom com/romantic film?
Can't for the life of me think of a rom com, but Pride and Prejudice is my favourite film. Ugh, Mr Darcy. Things I'd let him do to me

7. Favourite sex scene in a film?
Titanic has to be the winner. That hand against the window in the car! Classy and sexy

8. Have you ever used a sex toy?
What one do you want me to talk abut first. Have a feeling a show and tell is on the cards!

9. If so, whats your favourite? (or what would you like to try!)
My favourite has to be my Doxy because its so easy to use, its not invasive - ie. inside you, and before you count to 10 you can come from it. Plus hello unisex toy! Also, I'd love to get a silver diamond plug, or a new longer tail. Shopping list is a mile long.

10. A threesome is something I'd enjoy/have enjoyed/wouldn't ever do
I'm always on the fence about the aul threesomes.

11. Whats your current relationship status?
Happily married to my cats, books and jar of nutella, thank you very much.

12. Have you ever cheated?
Not at all. *cough* Ok, I know, I'm a bad person.

13. Have you ever been cheated on?
At least a handful of times.

14. What age were you first kissed?
I want to say 13 but it could have been older. I don't actually remember my first kiss!

15. One food you have used/would like to use in bed?
Chocolate body paint is always a good one. I once used a peach in bed - long story.

16. Favourite position in bed?
Hmmm, on top. Easy.

17. Does sex get better with age?
I personally think so. Were all like wine once were in our mid 20s (unless your a virgin or indeed just a god awful lover who never listens to any constructive criticism. I'm thinking of one person in particular who I know for a fact reads my posts! *burn*)

18. Being gay/bisexual is..?
Grand. Can we all get over it and realise that its as normal as waking up in the morning? Thanks xox

19. Describe the type of person(s) your attracted to
Guys have to be 'nerdy' taller then me, with wide shoulders and a nice ass. Damn I love a good ass.
Women have to be girly girls and just all of the tits please and thank you! Then again, its so hard to have a perfect type when I tend to flirt with anything that has a pulse. I'm open like that you see.

20. Have you lost your virginity?
Yes

21. How old were you?
15/16

22. Have you ever used a cooling/heating effect lube?
Both and not a fan.

23. Was is a good or bad experience?
The memory of burning bits *shivers*

24. Something that makes you feel sexy?
I hate feet with a passion, but walking around without shoes or socks kinda makes me feel sexy.

25. Someone you love (can be a pet too!)
My two cats, Stephen, my Thomas, my poodle and my siof. Then of course the legend that is my granny! Can't pick just one!

26. Listening to music while having sex is..?
Not something I do intentionally, but if its on it doesn't bother me. Unless its an amazing song, then I will get distracted and possibly sing along.

27. Would you consider yourself to have had more then the 'average' number of partners?
Oh, just a tad..

28. Do you wax/shave?
Both, but shaving is less hassle and pain

29. What do you think of partners who wax/shave?
As long as Green Peace aren't camping out, I'm cool.

30. Leaving socks on while having sex is..?
The biggest sin that my partners could ever commit. Just no!

31. Have you ever accidentally injured yourself or partner while having sex?
All the time. Hitting heads off bed side tables, fall off things, the occasional elbow in eye resulting in a black eye for a week. yup.

32. Do you know what the term BDSM stands for? (before you read previous answers!)
Yes and I hate that I have to spell the s as a capital!

33. Talking dirty is..?
Good, please continue!

34. You like to take the lead, or you let it be taken?
Always take the lead, I wouldn't be one to lie around.

35. Do you currently have a crush on someone?
Yup and I'm sure he knows it. That ass tho.

36. Best place you've ever had sex?
On top of the bonnet of a car or over the side of a door. Theres lots more, but those just come to mind.

37. And the worst?
In a park - I know, I'm mortified even thinking about it

38. Sex outside is..?
The three listed above, so I must think its good by now! Although, only in summer time. Otherwise the tits would fall off in seconds

39. Your thoughts on blowjobs?
Ask and ye shall receive. But remember I don't forget things and have teeth! 

40. And fingering?
Best thing since sliced bread

41. Do you ever use a safe word?
All the time, I think its an important part of my relationships

42. Anal sex is good/not for me/something I've never done/Something I'd like to try
Both giving and getting is right up there on the list

43. Do you have any fetishes?
Bit of a thing for D/s relationships and also I just love looking at peoples asses. This song was made for me (but it leaves out the fellas, sad times!)


44. Ever had a one night stand?
Yep

45. Is consent sexy?
Talk about safe words and I'll ask you to follow me to the bedroom asap

46. How often do you have sex?
Weekly

47. Do you watch porn?
But of course. Not all men or women do, but the ones who are afraid to admit it baffle me a little

48. Are you the big or little spoon?
Always the feckin big spoon! Someone spoon meeee! (As needy as that sounds, I normally prefer being the big spoon as I feel less claustrophobic)

49. Do you have any embarrassing sex stories?
Being walked in on always makes me feel a bit green

50. Did you enjoy doing this tag?
Well considering I made it, yeah! But I wonder if others will do it, purely as it is very personal and could be considered dirty..

And cos' I'm an utter chancer, I'm tagging:

Robyn - Robyn Rants And Raves (cos' I'm being cheeky!)
Filomena - Enhance Whats Yours
Emma - Mastering Your MakeUp
Sharon - Behind Green Eyes 
Cindy - Girl With The Skew Earring

2 comments:

  1. I can't. If I was single I'd do the tag in seconds but I can't out of respect for my husband, he doesn't even have facebook and I can't talk about him online sex-wise, I don't think it would be fair! But - I can tell you some of my answers - 2 days ago, very unattractive pyjamas, I'm almost 32, I lost my virginity at 17 and it was shit, and I have no issue with porn unless it's really weird shit. So THANK YOU for thinking of me xx

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    1. Your a star for having a go and taking the time to answer the questions. Totally understand that its not fair. I'll agree with the porn, its all fine, but sometimes you come across a few things that make you wonder! Thanks for replying lovely xxx

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