Thursday 20 March 2014

The Best Of Beauty Challenge: Beauty Treatment

Men! Women! How in the name of god are you all doing?! Your lookin' well, I'll say that! Would you pick yourselves off the floor and stop that carry on. Yes, I'm aware I have a #BOBBlogChallenge up and ready to go on time - you can follow that hashtag on twitter to find more of these deadly blog posts! So you know the story well by now, Sam the sexy lady that she is hosts this blogger challenge and her lovely blog is AllTheBuzz, I'll wait here while you open the link to a new page.. Done? Grand job!

This is the second last week of this challenge and I couldn't go a full blogger challenge without mentioning one of my utter most favourite things in the world: Sex. I mean, what better treatment to have then a little TLC of yourself. Like any beauty treatment, we all have our favourite potions'n'lotions and who else would know what you like apart from yourself? (or if were getting technical here, a good boy/girlfriend/partner who listens - shock horror!) Sex or masturbation is good for you, it relives stress and pain, helps you sleep better and gives you a work out at home just to name a few benefits! So this week I'm thinking outside the box, or pot of cream if you will.


What is the best way to have a fab little bit of you time? Close the door, turn off the phone, maybe throw yourself into a nice bath and then off to bed with you. My favourite thing about a night like that? Having a quick deforestation (or shave to you normal folk) of the important bits so your silky soft and then getting to put on some nice knickers. Why can't you dress up just for yourself? Or indeed if your other half is waiting for you in bed, he will appreciate the effort and meow, woman do you look fine in sexy lingerie. (As opposed to the faded SpongeBob knickers I tend to sport on a normal day.) But sexy doesn't have to mean expensive. I just picked up some knickers in Pennys the other day that I have no doubt will make me feel fancy once I eventually stop taking photos of them and actually get to wear them for the first time! (Aren't they pretty? And so soft! I'll have a haul post soon)

After getting all silky theres no point in not feeling up your handy work or let your partner have a go. Lush do a-feckin-mazing massage bars and I am a massive fan of their cute heart shaped soft coeur. Above in the photo! Theres cocoa and honey in it along with all the fab oils - It doesn't taste half bad when you lick it off either. Just a FYI for you people out there planning on letting someone else join this treatment night!

Next on my list has to be a toy. This can be a vibrator like this one here but if your really treating yourself get this set here. Or if the fella is getting involved then why not a cock ring so the two of you can both share the pleasure at the same time. I really like this cock ring, handy, cheap and cheerful! (- for any ladies out there there is a vibrating finger cover version of cock rings. Boots doesn't seem to stock them but I know for a fact that bigger Tesco's do!) Sex toys are becoming easier to buy, your local chemist, Boots or indeed even Tesco will stock all the essentials. My personal fav lube is this one here as you can use it for a massage too and who doesn't love something thats sweet while containing Vitamin E? Divine.

Lastly, the best treatment you can give yourself? - besides masturbation or sex that is! Sleep. No amount of creams or goo can measure up to the thing that is a good long nights sleep. So after all the fun and games are over make sure a hot water bottle is at hand and hit the hay. You can thank me later ;)

28 comments:

  1. This is your best blog post yet. Gave me a giiglle and I have a few more tabs open now

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    1. Thank you very much, ha good to know the links are helping people ;) x

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  2. Ha ha ha, brilliant, very creative beauty treatment!! ;-)

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  3. Cat you never cease to amaze me, brilliant post lady! So funny and then you get all serious at the end.

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    1. N'aww thanks very much :) Oh, hope serious doesn't mean a bad thing! But everyone needs their sleep! :D x

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  4. Amazing post, gonna have to re-look the whole beauty treatment aspect now!! Penneys is really great for cute underwear too!

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    1. Ha thanks, I think you just might need to add a few extra things in to make it the perfect night ;) They really do don't they! x

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  5. You're a gas woman Cat! Great post!xx

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  6. I love this post. That is all.

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    1. Ha thank you very much, good to know :) x

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  7. oh sweet mother of divine...giving a sneak clue with the knickers in our chat yesterday but little did I know that would be the tip of the iceberg haha brilliant post and having links to the actual items...someone really knows their stuff ;) x

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    1. Ha I know right!? Was really tempted to spill the beans but decided against it as it would have ruined the surprise! Thank you for that, yes I do like to know my stuff on the sex front! :) x

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  8. Cat you never let me down, fair play hunny, most original #bobblogchallenge post yet and just shows why I love you so much!! xx

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    1. Ah Sam would you stop, your only making me blush and giving me a massive head now! Thank you though :) Totally love you too!! :D x

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  9. Oh my god you are gas out, I was not expecting this at all at all! Brilliant stuff :)

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    1. Ha I don't think anyone was to be honest! Thank you lady :) x

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  10. Brilliant post! XD certainly thinking outside the box anyway! :D Really enjoyed reading x

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    1. Ah I'm glad to hear, thank you so much! :) x

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  11. Bloody brilliant!! Never thought I'd be sat here wondering if I had enough Boots points for a cock ring.

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    1. Ha now that gave me a proper little lol there! Thanks for that :D I hope you've enough points too!! x

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  12. I'll repeat myself: big kudos for you lady! If there was an award for the best post of this series you'll be the winner. Sadly for me I only follow your sleep rule, the sex part is avoiding me ever since I got married, appetite gone and hasn't come back. Tried everything, sex therapy included :( I'm happy like this though but a bit worried about the hubby, he's the sweetest thing and deserves more.

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  13. Oh god would you stop it! Thank you so much your too good :) Ah no, I'm really sorry to hear about that. Maybe a new toy or even a heart to heart might go down well? x

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    1. We'll find something, or not... being on holidays really helps so maybe I'll quit my job and live on love only, lol.

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  14. Brilliant post! XX certainly thinking outside the box anyway! Best Skin Care specialist Doctor in Chandigarh

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