The Screaming O Review

As some of you will know, last week I held a blogger event and asked the lovely Secrets Ireland to give a talk about some of the toys that they stock. I bought a few things, as one does when given the ever shiny event only discounts! One of the first things that caught my eye was The Screaming O cock ring. I'm a long time cock ring fan, so I couldn't pass this little red piece of fun by when its made with couples in mind!

What the hell is a cock ring you ask? Before you commitment phobes run a mile, its nothing to do with marriage. A cock ring is a small piece of circular leather, silicone, rubber or metal (for the BDSM inclined) that fits around the base of the penis. This slows the blood flow meaning a harder, more erect penis. Basically ladies and gents, your fella will last a lot longer with this little toy wrapped round his bits. Can I get a helluva?!

Screaming O is made of soft silicone material that comes in three colours, so its really stretchy and easy to fit around the penis. I can promise that this silicone material is comfy for the wearer, I have plenty of people to vouch! (I sound like I'm lining men up and asking them to feedback while they wear one.. You never know, all in the name of blogging!) This toy has been proven non toxic after examination of the SGS organization. Its waterproof for those who want to get frisky in the tub and its also latex and phthalate free - some of the things you should be looking for in your sex toys as they are better for you and your body. Theres also a chance that you might be allergic to certain materials so always read the packaging carefully. 

The great thing with silicone rings and cock rings in general is that, with a little looking after you can have this for a really long time. Some warm water and soap will do the trick to keep all your toys in tip top hygienic condition. I really think one of these is great value for money and worth investing in. After all, who likes a male member at a less then satisfying half mast, when you can just whip this little gem out and get back to having fun? They are fantastic for anyone who might suffer from ED (erectile dysfunction) too. This can be sexy and still really tame at the same time for those of you that might not want to go all whips and bondage right off the bat, but still want to venture into the world of sex toys.

You can have a look at The Screaming O over here for €7.50 on Secrets Ireland. Remember when ordering from sex toy sites, they will always have discreet packaging and on your invoice it will normally come under a different name unless otherwise specified. If your unsure don't be afraid to email the company and ask them about it! Theres nothing more a company loves then answering the important questions customers might have bobbing round in their heads. From personal experience I know that Secrets Ireland is more then delighted to answer anything that comes to mind. And believe me, I'm always full of questions! So your bank, your post man and not even your mammy will know that your ordering anything that could lead to a few blushes. People you are safe as can be!

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The Best Of Beauty Challenge: Beauty Treatment

Men! Women! How in the name of god are you all doing?! Your lookin' well, I'll say that! Would you pick yourselves off the floor and stop that carry on. Yes, I'm aware I have a #BOBBlogChallenge up and ready to go on time - you can follow that hashtag on twitter to find more of these deadly blog posts! So you know the story well by now, Sam the sexy lady that she is hosts this blogger challenge and her lovely blog is AllTheBuzz, I'll wait here while you open the link to a new page.. Done? Grand job!

This is the second last week of this challenge and I couldn't go a full blogger challenge without mentioning one of my utter most favourite things in the world: Sex. I mean, what better treatment to have then a little TLC of yourself. Like any beauty treatment, we all have our favourite potions'n'lotions and who else would know what you like apart from yourself? (or if were getting technical here, a good boy/girlfriend/partner who listens - shock horror!) Sex or masturbation is good for you, it relives stress and pain, helps you sleep better and gives you a work out at home just to name a few benefits! So this week I'm thinking outside the box, or pot of cream if you will.

What is the best way to have a fab little bit of you time? Close the door, turn off the phone, maybe throw yourself into a nice bath and then off to bed with you. My favourite thing about a night like that? Having a quick deforestation (or shave to you normal folk) of the important bits so your silky soft and then getting to put on some nice knickers. Why can't you dress up just for yourself? Or indeed if your other half is waiting for you in bed, he will appreciate the effort and meow, woman do you look fine in sexy lingerie. (As opposed to the faded SpongeBob knickers I tend to sport on a normal day.) But sexy doesn't have to mean expensive. I just picked up some knickers in Pennys the other day that I have no doubt will make me feel fancy once I eventually stop taking photos of them and actually get to wear them for the first time! (Aren't they pretty? And so soft! I'll have a haul post soon)

After getting all silky theres no point in not feeling up your handy work or let your partner have a go. Lush do a-feckin-mazing massage bars and I am a massive fan of their cute heart shaped soft coeur. Above in the photo! Theres cocoa and honey in it along with all the fab oils - It doesn't taste half bad when you lick it off either. Just a FYI for you people out there planning on letting someone else join this treatment night!

Next on my list has to be a toy. This can be a vibrator like this one here but if your really treating yourself get this set here. Or if the fella is getting involved then why not a cock ring so the two of you can both share the pleasure at the same time. I really like this cock ring, handy, cheap and cheerful! (- for any ladies out there there is a vibrating finger cover version of cock rings. Boots doesn't seem to stock them but I know for a fact that bigger Tesco's do!) Sex toys are becoming easier to buy, your local chemist, Boots or indeed even Tesco will stock all the essentials. My personal fav lube is this one here as you can use it for a massage too and who doesn't love something thats sweet while containing Vitamin E? Divine.

Lastly, the best treatment you can give yourself? - besides masturbation or sex that is! Sleep. No amount of creams or goo can measure up to the thing that is a good long nights sleep. So after all the fun and games are over make sure a hot water bottle is at hand and hit the hay. You can thank me later ;)