Things That Annoy Me

Theres times when you just have had enough and all the things that you can normally deal with spill over. Sometimes its little things blogger does, other times its rude people on the road. But whatever it is you can cope. Until you can't. Heres some of the things that really annoy me, under handy headings! I have another post a little like this called Things I Don't Like.

Social Media

• People using words like hubby, wifey and tweetiepies. No, just no.
• Spamming Twitter with the same links. Fuck right off. *unfollowed*
• Facebook not showing all the pages you want to see. Wtf?
• RTing like its going out of fashion. 
• Long convos on IG. 
• Mass subtweeting. Go waay you mad feckers.
• Follow for follow lark. No, if I like you and want to see your news I'll follow you.
• Long Facebook posts. Ain't nobody got time fo' that.

Hair

• Brushing your hair when its utterly FULL of knots.
• Using Lush solid shampoo bars and finding pieces of the seaweed in your hair or stuck to the bottom of your shower.
• Blow drying your hair because its freezing and your late. But suffering frizz head for the rest of the day.
• Not seeing patches of dry shampoo and looking like a twat for the day.
• Lip gloss looks amazing. Until it gets windy and your hair gets stuck to it.
• Limp/frizzy/hair that just wont do what you want it to. Why?!

Beauty/Makeup

• When you put powdered makeup on your bed for a second and turn back to see it embedded into your sheets - normally white ones.
• When your bronzer/blusher/contour looks amazing but then you step into proper daylight and suddenly you see just how dark it is. Clown face alert!
• Combination skin - you can't figure out where the moisturiser line goes. Too dry/too greasy. FML.
• Two words: Tan Lines.
• Never being able to achieve the perfect brow without professional help. One is always higher then the other. Plus pluck happy. (Repeat offender here)
• Makeup (foundation for me) stains on your clothes. It will never ever come out. 
• The most perfectly applied nail varnish you've ever done. Then you touch off something. Smudged all over the gaff. Fuuuccc...
• Having to clean make up brushes. Its 2014, wheres the self clean ones already!

Blogging

• When Blogger/Wordpress doesn't save your 500+ word post that you've spent over an hour composing.
• Computer updates meaning you have to restart your computer. Normally when your doing something important.
• No light to take photos. Why is it so dark! Sad times.
• Font thats too small or swirly. I already have glasses. Please don't make me get out the magnifying glass too.
• Checking your emails all day. Nothing. Don't look for half an hour? You need to delete old emails to try make space for the incoming craziness.
• Having beautiful photos but only about 2 lines of text about the 'product review'.
• No link or information about the price/size of the product. Its a review, review it!
•  Always seeing the same background.

Other:

• Walking in new high heels - the pain.
• Walking in high heels when its wet out or on a slippy surface. LET ME HOLD ONTO YOU!!
• Scalding the mouth off yourself from your morning coffee. Tasting food ruined for the day.
• 'Table for two please' ... Sorry what?! An hour!!? Fuck off.
• Buying all the things on Esty/Amazon/ ect. Get to the checkout and 'this item does not ship to your country'. Feck it.
• Charging your battery full. Half an hour later 7%. Whaaa?
• 'I love your XYZ!' ..'Ah thanks Penneys... 3 years ago.'  Well then. Shit.
• *saves all the money* Item currently out of stock.
• Missing the ninja postman.
• People not indicating. HOW do you have a licence?!

Do you agree with these? Or could you add anything!

Friday Favourites #4

Would you look at that, I'm now nearly blogging a whole month! My oh my, doesn't time fly when you are having fun? I have now Facebook and Instagram to go with it too and hoping to one day enter the world of twitter - but not brave enough yet!

In the next week I will be doing a few blog posts for Valentines day. Yes I know its still January but you have to be prepared! And if you are buying something online it is best to get it ordered as early as you can. Now, let us get on to my favourite things this week!

Mmm, looks good. One please!

Drink: Tesco's Peach Sparkling Water

For just 83 cent you get the best drink on earth that has, would you believe only 9 calories! Nom, I have only just found the Tesco own brand drink but I want to go buy a box full! It is really refreshing and I love how the peach isn't an overpowering taste like some fruit drinks can be. It also has the added benefit of being better for you then coke or other fizzy drinks, yay!

Product: Carmex Soothing Lip Balm

This week my lips have been needing a little TLC because I have a cold. This lip balm is my go to at the moment as they are sore, dry and chapped. I love the original  which has menthol and camphor that has cooling pain relief. Word of warning, avoid the little tubs as its hard to get the product out! 

Film: Django Unchained

Stephen and myself went to see this during the week. It was so good and parts had the whole cinema laughing but it was very sad too as it depicted black slavery and the journey for Django to find his slave wife. I do not take well to anything even slightly upsetting or violent and this was both, ha! Stephen actually wrote up a really good review on it over here which will explain it a lot better then I can! 'It was sad' was all I could say after! Also, a cheeky Instagram photo to the side there showing our tickets. Not too bad considering I couldn't use the app for ages! Sigh, me and new things never work. I break them, this is why I can't have nice things!

Book: The Woman Who Went To Bed For A Year
I have just finished this book and I was delighted by how good it was. I had it on my wish list on amazon (I have a kindle) for ages hoping the price would come down but then Stephens mum lent it to me, Yay! Sue Townsend has written a thought provoking book in a strange way and had me laughing out loud on long rides home. Not something to read if your not a fan of people staring at you mind! If you come across it do read the back and see if its one you can love too. I'll have a review up soon!

Site: TwistedSifter.com
This site has some fun things on it but this one post had me taking down notes and committing it to memory! Its 50 Life Hacks to Simplify your World. I did not know paper clips had so many uses! And the how to light a candle without burning yourself is something I am now very glad to know about. I will totally be trying the brownie in a mug too, it looks too good not to!

Game: Plants vs. Zombies

This is an app for phones and you can also play it online. I am loving it right now and it can get addictive! The game is set in your back yard with the zombies starting to arrive over your back fence and slowly making their way to your house. If they enter your house your well, dead. So the aim of the game is to kill them by using different plants which you can get once the sunflowers you plant produce enough sunlight. This game has won over 30 game of the year awards and I can see why. You can check it out on a cool site over here. 

Have a happy Friday everyone and a fab weekend! I'd love to know if you try any of these things or already know and love them.